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February 10th, 2016

"I always feel like somebody's watching me." —Rockwell

Just burning down my twttr

February 6th, 2016

Why on Earth do we keep putting all our egg avatars into one centralized profit-driven social networking basket?

Seeing Screens Differently

December 2nd, 2015

An interesting thing happened this weekend that allowed me to fully appreciate what it must be like to use a computer without the benefit…


August 12th, 2015

That time I added Nyan Cat to the Couchbase Server rebalance command progress status...

Twitter Bots

January 12th, 2015

On the subject of twitter bots...


Ninjas and Rockstars

Ninjas and Rockstars

Nothing like a headcount full of resources to program your unicorn!

Whether we're in a tech bulge or bubble, there is no doubt that computering for money sure inspires strange haiku...


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