Compelled to create and experiment, I frequently embark on jaunts involving synthesis of experience and thinking through a range of media.
The results are mostly harmless and seldom taken too seriously.
Here are some examples of my favorite personal projects.
You can keep a secret with this one awesome trick!
Vault is a significant part of my complete breakfast, so I created an Ansible role to deploy it for all of my morning meditations.
Deploy the best in service mesh technology!
Consul has the best service discovery story of all time, so I created an Ansibe role that builds Consul clusters.
A timeline of activities and events related to Tor
This timeline covers a range of significant activities and events around Tor software, the Tor network, and the Tor project.
Sharing the stoke of longboarding around the world
I'm a longboarder and web fanatic, so I built a (now decommissioned) web application to curate and share longboarding content.
A collection of words about two bodies of water
From wild rivers to calm lakes, to oceans and hundreds of miles in between, a small collection of verses about water
Coffee is my preferred fuel of creativity and nerdliness.
A good friend once remarked that I should formally document my daily coffee rituals and so I did.
A balanced life can be rewarding and also a lot of fun too!
Slacklining is a challenging but simple pasttime — I built a web app to showcase the worldwide joy of this activity.
Nothing like a headcount full of resources to program your unicorn!
Whether we're in a tech bulge or bubble, there is no doubt that computering for money sure inspires strange haiku...
DevOps a chatting robot for various values of great justice!
I am a huge fan of automation and while wary of robots in general, I do appreciate helpful ones which lack physical form.
Ultra sophisticated PDX meteorological microsite
I ♥ Portland and the weather there is almost as well known as its weirdness, so why not amuse the world by accurately predicting it?
Automagically assemble a NoSQL database for big data stuff!
Whether you are close to the metal or in the cloud, this project will help you spin up Couchbase Server clusters.
A favorite literary pastime and element of mindfulness
No mind all the time — the challenge of storytelling with limited means encourages precise recall and being careful with words.
For some time I was making parody logo images and designing silly concepts for mascots.
Similar to concatenating random output to a printer
Some bits of older long form poetry I've written over the last decade or so on no central theme in particular
828 tiles extracted from a photograph of artist Vik Muniz
I really dig Vik Muniz' style — his great portaits beautifully composed of thoughtful object arrangement are most inspiring.
These are some of the Twitter bots I've built over the years; they are mostly for personal amusement and experimentation with different programming techniques. I also wrote a short introductory article aimed at those who are interested in making their own:Twitter Bots
It's common for data to reside in The Cloud; this robutt places data into my or your butt instead
Tweets saucy insults throughout the day; send it an @ message and it will respond with an insult
Inspired by the venerable @pizzadad1, this bot represents just a dad who likes his sushi
As with games, so too with this bot — the only winning move is not to play
Tweeting about cypherpunk stuff and random politically-heavy topics in a confusing manner
Mostly retired to the south of France, this bot questions the attribution of all things Banksy
Bemusing tweets by one of the world's favorite accidental open source revolutionaries
This bot recommends random condiments to those talking about delicious things
Famous hip dude from Portland wants you to know that your Twitter trending topic is OVER!
A robot that dispenses the most pirate-y of insults available on this series of tubes
Made of the late great Wesley Willis' magic song lyrics, this bot whoops a fire hydrants ass!
Mysterious markov-chain-generated tweets from the creator of Bitcoin
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This is my current personal GPG public key fingerprint and QR code link to my public key on the MIT PGP keyserver.